I am actually starting to like Pete Wentz. SHOCKER I know. What has brought on this loving feeling? The fact that Pete will probably be in a whole lot of trouble with his wife Ashlee, and that now he actually seems like a pretty cool,  and funny guy. You must however overlook the fact that he is probably a jerk for revealing such private details about Ashlee. For us though, it probably doesn’t matter that much. If you believe everything you read, then Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is a stuck up, talentless bitch, looking for publicity every step of the way. So she probably asked Pete to reveal such details. We will never know, will we.

In the mean time, please enjoy the highlights of Pete Wentz’s interview with Howard Stern on the Howard Stern Show, this Tuesday, Decemeber 16:

• Wentz said he purposely did not go all the way with many of his Hollywood conquests before marrying Simpson because he didn’t want to have to share a long list of exes with his wife … and he didn’t want to hear her list.
• Wentz revealed everything from how Simpson’s body looks post-pregnancy to her bra size and the details of the couple’s sex life post-birth.
• Despite Stern’s urgings, Wentz said he had never fantasized about sister-in-law Jessica Simpson but said that early in his career, he told Rolling Stone that Ashlee was the one celebrity he would like to have a relationship with. A year after meeting, they began dating, but only after she felt confident his wild days were behind him.
• In addition to keeping the magazine cover of Ashlee at his parents’ house, Pete said when the couple visit his folks at Christmas, he sometimes revisits the old days with Ash in the room. “We have an amazing sex life,” he said. “Texas girls are fun.”
• Speaking of the first time he and Ashlee had sex, Wentz said, “It was the single best sexual encounter I’ve ever had. We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, ‘Oh my God, you’re banging the girl of your dreams and you’re watching it right now.’ “
• That TMI was soon followed by his admission that Ashlee made him promise to not “say anything crummy” about her during the “Stern” appearance.
• He talked about their prenuptial agreement, who makes more money (she does), Ashlee’s dislike for strip clubs, but her “mean” skills at giving lap dances. He also mentioned the underwear his mother-in-law bought for him with Ashlee’s name on it for when he goes out of town.
• We found out that Ashlee’s wedding ring is probably the most expensive gift he’s ever given her and that it’s somewhere in the “ballpark” of $150,000.
• He copped to his “man crush” on John Mayer.
• Speaking of his father-in-law, Joe Simpson, Wentz said, “Joe is the only person who probably gets worse press than I do.” He also revealed that once he and Ashlee got together, the first thing Joe said to him was, “Pete, we saw a little too much of you on the Internet last year.”
• He also confirmed once and for all that he and Simpson didn’t sell pictures of Bronx not because nobody wanted them, but because they weren’t interested in selling them. “At this point, it was not the right decision for us to go out and pimp our baby in that way,” he said. “That’s not to say that the world’s not going to see the baby … or fans aren’t going to see the baby, but he’s not a commodity.”
• Stern quizzed Wentz on his former flings, from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” star Michelle Trachtenberg and Lindsay Lohan to his experimentation with kissing men as a Bowie-style form of freaking people out.
• “My wife will murder me if I go on the scale,” Wentz said when asked by Stern to rate Trachtenberg’s prowess. “I will say that Michelle was a blast. My wife is the ultimate, though.” He later said Trachtenberg dumped him because he was living a “frat boy” lifestyle when he first moved out to Los Angeles. Though he hedged on whether he and Lohan were intimate, he said now that they’re friends, he’s happy for her because he said Lohan “seems like she’s happier” than ever in her current relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson.
• And finally, Wentz boasted that he and his wife have “such a sexual chemistry … had we been on this show last year, we probably would have been doing it in the green room.”

Note: parts of this ‘article’ were taken directly from http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1601378/20081216/simpson_ashlee.jhtml

“I say what I think. I’m a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who’s afraid to step out of the hotel room,” says the 24 year old. “I am flawed. I swear, I have the occasional cocktail, I pick my nose and I fart. I’m not running for any presidential campaign at the moment. I’m a sassy girl.” Katy Perry from Fabulous Magazine.

Um, ok. Where to start. You are trashy, have not taste, can not sing, are a manufactured pop tart trying to save herself from the oblivion that comes from being an overly manufactured pop tart. If you had any musical or writing talent, you would not be in this situation. Sure, you might come out with a hit that catches the eye of many 14 year old tweens, but they will soon easily forget you as soon as it goes out of style to ‘like’ your music. So now, you throw so called ‘outrageous’ comments, and ideas to ’shock’ your way into staying in the press. Well I guess you win there, I am writing about you.

So. Please go away. You are annoying, your music is annoying, and it is NOT OK to call yourself a ’sassy girl’. Thanks for the information about you farting and picking your nose, I am sure I already could have safely assumed that you carried out those acts even before you commented on them.

P.S. I feel bad for Zooey Deschanel

I never really found Christina Aguilera to be all that attractive in her genie in a bottle days, too cookie cutter if you know what I mean. I do however detest this trannie, (not going to say Lady Gaga wannabe since it’s not as if she invented the platinum, and trashy makeup look) want to stand out of the crowd, trying too hard to be different, trying to make myself trashy, and as fugly as possible look. She may not be my thing, but I have heard many people consider her beautiful. So, my question is: how about now? Is she still beautiful? Note: obviously I am just talking about her outer beauty (I would never trash on her inner beauty, that of which I know nothing about).

Is Nicole Richie really serious about an upcoming album? My sources say (google!) that apparently she is. Featuring Rihanna, and Kelly Osbourne, and a little bit of friendly advice from dear pop Lionel Richie, the album will grace our presence sometime in the new year. Oh how exciting! Another pop album with no originality, mucho crappolo (i.e overwritten themes of love, and heartache, but what could be more universal than such themes you say?), and a little bit of rock, and R&B. But then, maybe I am assuming too much (only time will tell)

Sometimes I like to state the obvious. Tom Cruise is gay? Katie Holmes has aged 10 years in the past 2? Tom Cruise has a chemical imbalance? There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance. Suri Cruise is a tool for the gay, and unbalanced Tom Cruise? Suri Cruise needs to have a coat plastered to her body? Suri Cruise’s parents need to set some boundaries, and treat this child like a child? There is no such thing as global warming.

When you have money and success at such an early age what else is there to do but get married, and birth a passel of rich brats? It’s the natural order of such things. We would all be dissapointed otherwise, I am sure.

So who am I talking about? None other than Leighton Meester, the bombshell brunette with a mission. Turns out she is ’secretly’ engaged to longtime beau, actor Sebastian Stan. Who? Google here I come…

P.S. Fooled you with a photo of Penn Badgley, and Blake Lively (thought you would skip the text, eh?)

It’s another boy for the beautiful Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber! Congratulations! With another baby in the family, I am sure you are going to love every minute of the agonizing hell that comes with two boys.

Update: The name of their second child is Samuel Kai Schreiber, and he weighed in at 7 lbs., 13 oz

Second update: This name is way too normal for a celebrity child. At least we still have Kai, that’s pretty unique, right?

Oh dear me! If only it was acceptable for us plebians to walk around like it was Hallowe’en everyday. What I wouldn’t give to be able to wear a costume for every day of the week. Today I think I will dress like zombie……how about you Micheal Jackson? What do you think?

Skinny jeans + man = fugly.

Skinny jeans + makeup + man = fugly ^2

Skinny jeans + makeup + man + unwashed hair + lack of style and/or taste = what the hell were you thinking Ashlee Simpson?!?!?!?

Do you have no self respect? Do you not look at yourself in the mirror and see yourself? How can I articulate your stupidity, because really the only way to justify a relationship with this man, is to say that he has one hell of a personality (and that you don’t). Well, I guess I would have rebelled too if I had been raised by the creepy man that you call your father. Enough said.

Wow. I am not one to deny the beauty that is Angelina Jolie, but I seriously think that she is reverting to her inner plastic Barbie doll. It’s sad really. I used to think that she was one of the most gorgeous women on the Hollywood scene these days, and here she goes hitting us up with the classic, stereotypical, “I am anorexic because it’s my job to idealize an impossible, so called ‘perfection’ “. Come back Angelina! Where’s the world saving, mass reproducer/adoptive parent that we have all come to love with such regard? I know it can be stressful, but please oh please don’t say you have become another Hollywood statistic!