Believe it or Not
I am actually starting to like Pete Wentz. SHOCKER I know. What has brought on this loving feeling? The fact that Pete will probably be in a whole lot of trouble with his wife Ashlee, and that now he actually seems like a pretty cool, and funny guy. You must however overlook the fact that he is probably a jerk for revealing such private details about Ashlee. For us though, it probably doesn’t matter that much. If you believe everything you read, then Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is a stuck up, talentless bitch, looking for publicity every step of the way. So she probably asked Pete to reveal such details. We will never know, will we.
In the mean time, please enjoy the highlights of Pete Wentz’s interview with Howard Stern on the Howard Stern Show, this Tuesday, Decemeber 16:
Vanessa Minnillo Gains a Conscience
Here I was thinking that Vanessa had such great judgment, and suddenly (as I am sure we are all aware of by now), photos of herself and Lindsay Lohan were leaked to the tabloids. Not only were these photos seemingly so innocent in nature what with their knife play and all, but they also seemed to reveal a very kinky side for the both of them. I mean, if they’re not disturbing in nature for most of us, then I am sure that they are at least a little sexy and very kinky in nature for all of the others. I’m just saying, for what other option is there?
Lindsay Lohan’s Knife Play
What could possibly be disturbing about images of Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo playing around with knives? Obviously they both had a little bit too much of something. We all know that Vanessa is starving for attention, and come on what has she done to become famous (other then date Nick Lachey)? What would be Lindsay’s excuse? Well, she’s either a). crazy, b). hopped up on drugs/alcohol, or c). bored. Clearly she looked bored in those photos, do you not see those heavy lidded eyes which reek of it (either that, or she’s drunk out of her mind)?
Paris Hilton the Yo-Yo
I must admit, though I was originally outraged by how easy everything seemed to come to Paris as a result of her celebrity status and money, now I am beginning to feel sorry for her. How could I not? The thing is, nobody should be above the law. What was witnessed the other day was a mockery to all of us law abiding citizens. Why should Paris Hilton be able to snap her manicured fingers and thenceforth have whatever her heart so desired, at any cost, and by any means possible? If this was an unpublicized case, the sentence would have been served, and if there was a medical condition then the inmate would be sent to a prison hospital. Of course this is not a “normal” situation. Though Paris deserves to serve her entire sentence, what she doesn’t deserve is to be treated like a puppet on a string. One may argue that she is entirely in control of her actions, and that every move is a publicity stunt used to further any so-called image that she is hoping to portray. But what if it is not? Is it not natural to cry when you are forced to face the consequences? Read the rest of this entry »
Mischa Barton Lives on the Wild Side
When you’re looking to have a little bit of fun, why not go all the way? Why not mix prescription medicine with a little bit of alcohol, an over dramatic exit to somebody else’s party, an ambulance ride, and then for the grand finale, throw in a hospital visit with ongoing demands for the presence of an ex, all whilst scaring the crap out of family and friends? Oh hell yes! Count me in! Well Mischa, if I ever need advice from you on how to loosen up, I will definitely just follow your example.
