Plastic is Back
Wow. I am not one to deny the beauty that is Angelina Jolie, but I seriously think that she is reverting to her inner plastic Barbie doll. It’s sad really. I used to think that she was one of the most gorgeous women on the Hollywood scene these days, and here she goes hitting us up with the classic, stereotypical, “I am anorexic because it’s my job to idealize an impossible, so called ‘perfection’ “. Come back Angelina! Where’s the world saving, mass reproducer/adoptive parent that we have all come to love with such regard? I know it can be stressful, but please oh please don’t say you have become another Hollywood statistic!
Angelina Jolie Too Good to Be True
Where the hell did this woman come from? She makes all of us normal, just trying to get by in life women look horribly inferior. I really have nothing against her. She’s an amazing person, and becomes even more beautiful after you read her long list of humanitarian work. So my question is this: what the hell happened to change her into the person she is today? 
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Victoria Beckham too Fat?!?
Oh, the horror of it all! Mrs. Beckham is too fat to fit into a size zero! She has gained weight! Ah! Why, just the other day she was sighted at a restaurant in her new hometown of Hollywood, eating a grape. What has this world come to? Can you imagine the nerve that Victoria Beckham has, walking into Chanel and even THINKING that she could possibly fit into any outfit larger Read the rest of this entry »
Fear Not (Our Deepest Fears Have Not Yet Come True)!
Say what you will, but as it is it seems that a certain *cough* Jessica Simpson has voodoo powers over John Mayer. Those are the reports (my reports). Really, what else could it be? What could John possibly see in Jessica? She’s blond, beautiful (by Hollywood standards), has huge breasts, and the dim-witted charm that only belongs with a trophy wife. Yes folks, it must be true love. Unless of course they have not reached a reconciliation, and Jess does seem to be thinning down. Is it all of those lonely nights spent worrying and wondering if her relationship with John was ever meant to be? Only time can tell.
