Vanessa Minnillo Gains a Conscience
Here I was thinking that Vanessa had such great judgment, and suddenly (as I am sure we are all aware of by now), photos of herself and Lindsay Lohan were leaked to the tabloids. Not only were these photos seemingly so innocent in nature what with their knife play and all, but they also seemed to reveal a very kinky side for the both of them. I mean, if they’re not disturbing in nature for most of us, then I am sure that they are at least a little sexy and very kinky in nature for all of the others. I’m just saying, for what other option is there?
Lindsay Lohan’s Knife Play
What could possibly be disturbing about images of Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo playing around with knives? Obviously they both had a little bit too much of something. We all know that Vanessa is starving for attention, and come on what has she done to become famous (other then date Nick Lachey)? What would be Lindsay’s excuse? Well, she’s either a). crazy, b). hopped up on drugs/alcohol, or c). bored. Clearly she looked bored in those photos, do you not see those heavy lidded eyes which reek of it (either that, or she’s drunk out of her mind)?
Paris Hilton the Yo-Yo
I must admit, though I was originally outraged by how easy everything seemed to come to Paris as a result of her celebrity status and money, now I am beginning to feel sorry for her. How could I not? The thing is, nobody should be above the law. What was witnessed the other day was a mockery to all of us law abiding citizens. Why should Paris Hilton be able to snap her manicured fingers and thenceforth have whatever her heart so desired, at any cost, and by any means possible? If this was an unpublicized case, the sentence would have been served, and if there was a medical condition then the inmate would be sent to a prison hospital. Of course this is not a “normal” situation. Though Paris deserves to serve her entire sentence, what she doesn’t deserve is to be treated like a puppet on a string. One may argue that she is entirely in control of her actions, and that every move is a publicity stunt used to further any so-called image that she is hoping to portray. But what if it is not? Is it not natural to cry when you are forced to face the consequences? Read the rest of this entry »
Paris Hilton the Saint?
Ever since Paris Hilton was handed down a jail sentence that was oh not so pretty for the drama celebutante, a somewhat more heavenly Paris has been making the rounds for the paparazi. Some say it could all just be another publicity stint to better her image, and we all know that Paris can only go up (how could she get any worse in the trashy/publicity hog department?). All she has to do is slap on a pair of cotton panties and she’s already beginning to look a little more reformed. Heck, throw in a bible, a few self help books, a saintly new image fuelled by regular church and gym visits, and there you have it. A new and transformed Paris. How could anybody possibly send such a person to jail, clearly she has repented.
Lindsay Lohan Suffers From Overexposure
It sucks to be Lindsay Lohan these days, and don’t we all know it. While the poor girl is trying to get over the celebrity trend of one form of addiction, the press shows her another form. How could we possibly live without our Lohan fix? That’s what she’s there for, is it not? What else does she bring to the world but excitement? Read the rest of this entry »
Britney Spears Has Heart
You can say what you will of Britney Spears and her latest heartfelt sob story on her website, but maybe she really is just a product of her environment. Really, how could you feel anything but sorry for someone so seemingly lost? To always be vying for the headline that will shock and disturb, or make yourself noticed. Who could blame Britney Spears for doing what was expected of her? Face it. What would you pay more attention to? Headlines of Britney leading a normal life, raising her beautiful children, and generally going about her day to day tasks with no drama included, or headlines of a torn, lost, scared girl (trapped in a women’s body), partying it up? There’s no obvious choice, is there?
