Plastic is Back
Wow. I am not one to deny the beauty that is Angelina Jolie, but I seriously think that she is reverting to her inner plastic Barbie doll. It’s sad really. I used to think that she was one of the most gorgeous women on the Hollywood scene these days, and here she goes hitting us up with the classic, stereotypical, “I am anorexic because it’s my job to idealize an impossible, so called ‘perfection’ “. Come back Angelina! Where’s the world saving, mass reproducer/adoptive parent that we have all come to love with such regard? I know it can be stressful, but please oh please don’t say you have become another Hollywood statistic!
Nicole Richie Richer?
And how may that be you ask? Well if my sources are correct (and they might not be), apparently Nicole Richie has a bun in the oven. That’s right. The tiny framed “actress” in her own, new age, publicity makes the celebrity right, may be with child. The actress has denied nothing as of yet even when she was questioned as to her motive for receiving blood and urine screening, as well as other tests. Now for the brain teaser. Who is likely to be the father? Quite the dilemma…
Mischa Barton Lives on the Wild Side
When you’re looking to have a little bit of fun, why not go all the way? Why not mix prescription medicine with a little bit of alcohol, an over dramatic exit to somebody else’s party, an ambulance ride, and then for the grand finale, throw in a hospital visit with ongoing demands for the presence of an ex, all whilst scaring the crap out of family and friends? Oh hell yes! Count me in! Well Mischa, if I ever need advice from you on how to loosen up, I will definitely just follow your example.
Nicole Richie Snubs Her “Fat” Friends
So you’re over one hundred pounds, just like every single person over the age of 14? That’s no good. Unfortunately if you’re any larger than what may be read on the scale as 100 pounds, then you will have no luck in entering any of Nicole Richie’s parties. That’s right, you heard me. In an email found by the tabloids, Nicole was cited as stating that every girl to enter her RSVP only party, was to hit the scale which would ominously be waiting for her at the front door. Where should I begin with this one?
Mischa Barton “Normal”?
“Don’t compare me to Nicole Richie”, states the uber thin actress Mischa Barton. Apparently with a high metabolism the actress can eat whatever she so desires, and is oh so healthy BECAUSE she is nothing like her fellow Hollywood stars. Read the rest of this entry »
