Plastic is Back
Wow. I am not one to deny the beauty that is Angelina Jolie, but I seriously think that she is reverting to her inner plastic Barbie doll. It’s sad really. I used to think that she was one of the most gorgeous women on the Hollywood scene these days, and here she goes hitting us up with the classic, stereotypical, “I am anorexic because it’s my job to idealize an impossible, so called ‘perfection’ “. Come back Angelina! Where’s the world saving, mass reproducer/adoptive parent that we have all come to love with such regard? I know it can be stressful, but please oh please don’t say you have become another Hollywood statistic!
Paris Hilton the Yo-Yo
I must admit, though I was originally outraged by how easy everything seemed to come to Paris as a result of her celebrity status and money, now I am beginning to feel sorry for her. How could I not? The thing is, nobody should be above the law. What was witnessed the other day was a mockery to all of us law abiding citizens. Why should Paris Hilton be able to snap her manicured fingers and thenceforth have whatever her heart so desired, at any cost, and by any means possible? If this was an unpublicized case, the sentence would have been served, and if there was a medical condition then the inmate would be sent to a prison hospital. Of course this is not a “normal” situation. Though Paris deserves to serve her entire sentence, what she doesn’t deserve is to be treated like a puppet on a string. One may argue that she is entirely in control of her actions, and that every move is a publicity stunt used to further any so-called image that she is hoping to portray. But what if it is not? Is it not natural to cry when you are forced to face the consequences? Read the rest of this entry »
Paris Hilton Confined to a Life of Luxury
Oh what a shame, if only I had such problems. To be forced into house arrest instead of serving your full sentence due to “medical issues”, oh dear, why is life so hard?!? To be so unfairly punished. Can you imagine living in the span of your luxury mansion day in and day out, wearing an electronic monitoring program? Why life would be positively harsh. And what you ask could have allowed such a sentence to be passed down? Lets see. 
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Victoria Beckham too Fat?!?
Oh, the horror of it all! Mrs. Beckham is too fat to fit into a size zero! She has gained weight! Ah! Why, just the other day she was sighted at a restaurant in her new hometown of Hollywood, eating a grape. What has this world come to? Can you imagine the nerve that Victoria Beckham has, walking into Chanel and even THINKING that she could possibly fit into any outfit larger Read the rest of this entry »
Nicole Richie Snubs Her “Fat” Friends
So you’re over one hundred pounds, just like every single person over the age of 14? That’s no good. Unfortunately if you’re any larger than what may be read on the scale as 100 pounds, then you will have no luck in entering any of Nicole Richie’s parties. That’s right, you heard me. In an email found by the tabloids, Nicole was cited as stating that every girl to enter her RSVP only party, was to hit the scale which would ominously be waiting for her at the front door. Where should I begin with this one?
Mischa Barton “Normal”?
“Don’t compare me to Nicole Richie”, states the uber thin actress Mischa Barton. Apparently with a high metabolism the actress can eat whatever she so desires, and is oh so healthy BECAUSE she is nothing like her fellow Hollywood stars. Read the rest of this entry »
Ashlee Simpson Happy With Herself
In a world where image is everything, Ashlee Simpson is fighting a losing battle. The singer/songwriter has denied numerous times of having plastic surgery, but has never been shy to state that if you “love” yourself, why not? Why not just mutilate your self image for a Hollywood created ideal? Good question, I might add. Well apparently Ashlee feels that if you’re happy with yourself and go to bed night after night appreciating your self worth, then why not do something so arbitrary as conforming to society? Nobody is born “perfect” after all, and why not become a little more so with such a logical solution? I see your point. I would never want to be just uniquely me, why that’s so out dated.
Nicole Richie Just Like Paris Hilton
With Paris Hilton set to spend time in the slammer, it seems that her best friend Nicole Richie will soon be joining her. After being arrested for a charge of DUI last February, and after the very publisized Paris Hilton jail time sentence for a somewhat similar matter, Nicole Richie has been cited for…
Paris Hilton the Saint?
Ever since Paris Hilton was handed down a jail sentence that was oh not so pretty for the drama celebutante, a somewhat more heavenly Paris has been making the rounds for the paparazi. Some say it could all just be another publicity stint to better her image, and we all know that Paris can only go up (how could she get any worse in the trashy/publicity hog department?). All she has to do is slap on a pair of cotton panties and she’s already beginning to look a little more reformed. Heck, throw in a bible, a few self help books, a saintly new image fuelled by regular church and gym visits, and there you have it. A new and transformed Paris. How could anybody possibly send such a person to jail, clearly she has repented.
Lindsay Lohan Suffers From Overexposure
It sucks to be Lindsay Lohan these days, and don’t we all know it. While the poor girl is trying to get over the celebrity trend of one form of addiction, the press shows her another form. How could we possibly live without our Lohan fix? That’s what she’s there for, is it not? What else does she bring to the world but excitement? Read the rest of this entry »
