Nicole Richie’s Hidden Talent
With everything else that we have been exposed to, from drug and alcohol scandals, rehab stints, to betrayals between BFF, apparently there is more to Nicole than we all thought. Supposedly, she has been secretly hiding her talent and love for music. It had to rub off sooner or later, I mean we have all heard of Lionel Richie her father (I hope). The pint sized actress is working on her first solo album, defined by herself as a blend of soul and rock, entitled Imperfections. Oh joy, my ears just cannot wait to be subjected to such pleasant torture. With everything that Paris Hilton brought to the table with her album, lets hope that Nicole doesn’t crash and burn or destroy any of our senses.
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Paris Hilton Confined to a Life of Luxury
Oh what a shame, if only I had such problems. To be forced into house arrest instead of serving your full sentence due to “medical issues”, oh dear, why is life so hard?!? To be so unfairly punished. Can you imagine living in the span of your luxury mansion day in and day out, wearing an electronic monitoring program? Why life would be positively harsh. And what you ask could have allowed such a sentence to be passed down? Lets see. 
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Nicole Richie Just Like Paris Hilton
With Paris Hilton set to spend time in the slammer, it seems that her best friend Nicole Richie will soon be joining her. After being arrested for a charge of DUI last February, and after the very publisized Paris Hilton jail time sentence for a somewhat similar matter, Nicole Richie has been cited for…
Paris Hilton the Saint?
Ever since Paris Hilton was handed down a jail sentence that was oh not so pretty for the drama celebutante, a somewhat more heavenly Paris has been making the rounds for the paparazi. Some say it could all just be another publicity stint to better her image, and we all know that Paris can only go up (how could she get any worse in the trashy/publicity hog department?). All she has to do is slap on a pair of cotton panties and she’s already beginning to look a little more reformed. Heck, throw in a bible, a few self help books, a saintly new image fuelled by regular church and gym visits, and there you have it. A new and transformed Paris. How could anybody possibly send such a person to jail, clearly she has repented.
Paris Hilton not ready to embrace the colour orange
Can you blame her, folks? I mean, who would really want to own up to their mistakes and make ammends? And I hear the colour of bright orange does not work on every skin tone. Well, hopefully Mr. Govenor will show some pity on Paris and the rest of the world while he’s at it. Who really would be able to stand another season of the Simple Life: Paris and Nicole get down and dirty in jail. I’m pretty sure that somebody would become the bitch in this situation, and do we really want to know who? Well Paris, if you are half as smart as the marketing machine that you seem to be riding why not flow with it? Add a little bit of your ghetto side to the products you are selling. Hell, you may even be able to throw in a new summer line of very chic jail wear, and maybe even a new overly priced perfume – a little bit of dirty spice that any girl could use in their make-up drawer now and then. But wait, I forgot. You were tricked into signing any papers to legally state that you were aware that you were not allowed to drive as ordered by the courts. Silly me. And here I was thinking that you may have actually illegally driven with a revoked license. Where has my mind gone? Sorry Paris, you really are the victim.
