Same old, Same old
Is Nicole Richie really serious about an upcoming album? My sources say (google!) that apparently she is. Featuring Rihanna, and Kelly Osbourne, and a little bit of friendly advice from dear pop Lionel Richie, the album will grace our presence sometime in the new year. Oh how exciting! Another pop album with no originality, mucho crappolo (i.e overwritten themes of love, and heartache, but what could be more universal than such themes you say?), and a little bit of rock, and R&B. But then, maybe I am assuming too much (only time will tell)
Nicole Richie’s Hidden Talent
With everything else that we have been exposed to, from drug and alcohol scandals, rehab stints, to betrayals between BFF, apparently there is more to Nicole than we all thought. Supposedly, she has been secretly hiding her talent and love for music. It had to rub off sooner or later, I mean we have all heard of Lionel Richie her father (I hope). The pint sized actress is working on her first solo album, defined by herself as a blend of soul and rock, entitled Imperfections. Oh joy, my ears just cannot wait to be subjected to such pleasant torture. With everything that Paris Hilton brought to the table with her album, lets hope that Nicole doesn’t crash and burn or destroy any of our senses.
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Nicole Richie Richer?
And how may that be you ask? Well if my sources are correct (and they might not be), apparently Nicole Richie has a bun in the oven. That’s right. The tiny framed “actress” in her own, new age, publicity makes the celebrity right, may be with child. The actress has denied nothing as of yet even when she was questioned as to her motive for receiving blood and urine screening, as well as other tests. Now for the brain teaser. Who is likely to be the father? Quite the dilemma…
Nicole Richie Snubs Her “Fat” Friends
So you’re over one hundred pounds, just like every single person over the age of 14? That’s no good. Unfortunately if you’re any larger than what may be read on the scale as 100 pounds, then you will have no luck in entering any of Nicole Richie’s parties. That’s right, you heard me. In an email found by the tabloids, Nicole was cited as stating that every girl to enter her RSVP only party, was to hit the scale which would ominously be waiting for her at the front door. Where should I begin with this one?
Mischa Barton “Normal”?
“Don’t compare me to Nicole Richie”, states the uber thin actress Mischa Barton. Apparently with a high metabolism the actress can eat whatever she so desires, and is oh so healthy BECAUSE she is nothing like her fellow Hollywood stars. Read the rest of this entry »
Nicole Richie Just Like Paris Hilton
With Paris Hilton set to spend time in the slammer, it seems that her best friend Nicole Richie will soon be joining her. After being arrested for a charge of DUI last February, and after the very publisized Paris Hilton jail time sentence for a somewhat similar matter, Nicole Richie has been cited for…
Paris Hilton not ready to embrace the colour orange
Can you blame her, folks? I mean, who would really want to own up to their mistakes and make ammends? And I hear the colour of bright orange does not work on every skin tone. Well, hopefully Mr. Govenor will show some pity on Paris and the rest of the world while he’s at it. Who really would be able to stand another season of the Simple Life: Paris and Nicole get down and dirty in jail. I’m pretty sure that somebody would become the bitch in this situation, and do we really want to know who? Well Paris, if you are half as smart as the marketing machine that you seem to be riding why not flow with it? Add a little bit of your ghetto side to the products you are selling. Hell, you may even be able to throw in a new summer line of very chic jail wear, and maybe even a new overly priced perfume – a little bit of dirty spice that any girl could use in their make-up drawer now and then. But wait, I forgot. You were tricked into signing any papers to legally state that you were aware that you were not allowed to drive as ordered by the courts. Silly me. And here I was thinking that you may have actually illegally driven with a revoked license. Where has my mind gone? Sorry Paris, you really are the victim.
