Give Us Strength…
…to overpower the nauseating feeling that comes with the heartfelt and “insightful” feelings that have come over Jessica Simpson as of late. Ugh, is all that my mind can articulate into words. Pray to the heavens for inner strength and power. Jessica Simpson might be developing a brain (I know, it’s unthinkable), or some semblance of one. We thought this day might come, but really were any of us expecting it to actually happen? Hell no! And why, you ask? Once again, John and Jessica have split amid an ever raging sea of rumours. Of course it could all just be that, rumours, but with words like, ” In my life, I ignore my fears too often, but then I’m left with nothing to challenge the best of me. I just remain cowering from my true identity. There is no discovery.” who could possibly deny that these words were NOT spawned from the disintegration of John and Jessica’s relationship?
Fear Not (Our Deepest Fears Have Not Yet Come True)!
Say what you will, but as it is it seems that a certain *cough* Jessica Simpson has voodoo powers over John Mayer. Those are the reports (my reports). Really, what else could it be? What could John possibly see in Jessica? She’s blond, beautiful (by Hollywood standards), has huge breasts, and the dim-witted charm that only belongs with a trophy wife. Yes folks, it must be true love. Unless of course they have not reached a reconciliation, and Jess does seem to be thinning down. Is it all of those lonely nights spent worrying and wondering if her relationship with John was ever meant to be? Only time can tell.
John and Jessica Split Yet Again
While life is fine and dandy for most of Hollywood what with their fake tans and plastic breasts, all is NOT fine with Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. Their love bond that has always been oh so tight, has unraveled in a sea of speculation as they once again have reportedly split. Oh my. I was not expecting this. I mean, they have so much in common. Jessica has, um, talent in advertising her intellectual capacities, including her all around good girl American charm which she seems to spew at every chance she gets. John has an amazing ability to touch the hearts of most with his unique song writing and composing talents. Who would have thought that a dim witted beauty like Jessica would not mesh with the likes of John Mayer? Well at least we do have hope. The rumour is that they break up and reunite at least once a month.
