Angelina Jolie Too Good to Be True
Where the hell did this woman come from? She makes all of us normal, just trying to get by in life women look horribly inferior. I really have nothing against her. She’s an amazing person, and becomes even more beautiful after you read her long list of humanitarian work. So my question is this: what the hell happened to change her into the person she is today? Read the rest of this entry »
Paris Hilton the Saint?
Ever since Paris Hilton was handed down a jail sentence that was oh not so pretty for the drama celebutante, a somewhat more heavenly Paris has been making the rounds for the paparazi. Some say it could all just be another publicity stint to better her image, and we all know that Paris can only go up (how could she get any worse in the trashy/publicity hog department?). All she has to do is slap on a pair of cotton panties and she’s already beginning to look a little more reformed. Heck, throw in a bible, a few self help books, a saintly new image fuelled by regular church and gym visits, and there you have it. A new and transformed Paris. How could anybody possibly send such a person to jail, clearly she has repented.
Give Us Strength…
…to overpower the nauseating feeling that comes with the heartfelt and “insightful” feelings that have come over Jessica Simpson as of late. Ugh, is all that my mind can articulate into words. Pray to the heavens for inner strength and power. Jessica Simpson might be developing a brain (I know, it’s unthinkable), or some semblance of one. We thought this day might come, but really were any of us expecting it to actually happen? Hell no! And why, you ask? Once again, John and Jessica have split amid an ever raging sea of rumours. Of course it could all just be that, rumours, but with words like, ” In my life, I ignore my fears too often, but then I’m left with nothing to challenge the best of me. I just remain cowering from my true identity. There is no discovery.” who could possibly deny that these words were NOT spawned from the disintegration of John and Jessica’s relationship?
