Nicole Richie’s Hidden Talent

June 10, 2007 at 12:07 am (Celebutante, Menace to Society, Nicole Richie, Overexposed Celebrities, Paris Hilton)

With everything else that we have been exposed to, from drug and alcohol scandals, rehab stints, to betrayals between BFF, apparently there is more to Nicole than we all thought. Supposedly, she has been secretly hiding her talent and love for music. It had to rub off sooner or later, I mean we have all heard of Lionel Richie her father (I hope). The pint sized actress is working on her first solo album, defined by herself as a blend of soul and rock, entitled Imperfections. Oh joy, my ears just cannot wait to be subjected to such pleasant torture. With everything that Paris Hilton brought to the table with her album, lets hope that Nicole doesn’t crash and burn or destroy any of our senses. Read the rest of this entry »

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Paris Hilton the Yo-Yo

June 9, 2007 at 3:52 am (Celebrities in court, Celebrity DUI, Celebrity Disorders/Diseases, Celebrity jail time, Celebutante, Menace to Society, Overexposed Celebrities, Pressures of Hollywood, Trashy Celebrities, Wild/Party Crazy Celebrities)

I must admit, though I was originally outraged by how easy everything seemed to come to Paris as a result of her celebrity status and money, now I am beginning to feel sorry for her. How could I not? The thing is, nobody should be above the law. What was witnessed the other day was a mockery to all of us law abiding citizens. Why should Paris Hilton be able to snap her manicured fingers and thenceforth have whatever her heart so desired, at any cost, and by any means possible? If this was an unpublicized case, the sentence would have been served, and if there was a medical condition then the inmate would be sent to a prison hospital. Of course this is not a “normal” situation. Though Paris deserves to serve her entire sentence, what she doesn’t deserve is to be treated like a puppet on a string. One may argue that she is entirely in control of her actions, and that every move is a publicity stunt used to further any so-called image that she is hoping to portray. But what if it is not? Is it not natural to cry when you are forced to face the consequences? Read the rest of this entry »

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Paris Hilton Confined to a Life of Luxury

June 7, 2007 at 3:15 pm (Celebrity DUI, Celebrity jail time, Celebutante, Menace to Society, Overexposed Celebrities, Paris Hilton, Pressures of Hollywood)

Oh what a shame, if only I had such problems. To be forced into house arrest instead of serving your full sentence due to “medical issues”,  oh dear, why is life so hard?!? To be so unfairly punished. Can you imagine living in the span of your luxury mansion day in and day out, wearing an electronic monitoring program? Why life would be positively harsh. And what you ask could have allowed such a sentence to be passed down? Lets see. Read the rest of this entry »

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Paris Hilton the Saint?

June 2, 2007 at 3:40 pm (Celebrity DUI, Celebrity Saint, Celebutante, Insightful Celebrity, Menace to Society, Overexposed Celebrities, Paris Hilton, Pressures of Hollywood, Trashy Celebrities)

Ever since Paris Hilton was handed down a jail sentence that was oh not so pretty for the drama celebutante, a somewhat more heavenly Paris has been making the rounds for the paparazi. Some say it could all just be another publicity stint to better her image, and we all know that Paris can only go up (how could she get any worse in the trashy/publicity hog department?). All she has to do is slap on a pair of cotton panties and she’s already beginning to look a little more reformed. Heck, throw in a bible, a few self help books, a saintly new image fuelled by regular church and gym visits, and there you have it. A new and transformed Paris. How could anybody possibly send such a person to jail, clearly she has repented.

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