Plastic is Back
Wow. I am not one to deny the beauty that is Angelina Jolie, but I seriously think that she is reverting to her inner plastic Barbie doll. It’s sad really. I used to think that she was one of the most gorgeous women on the Hollywood scene these days, and here she goes hitting us up with the classic, stereotypical, “I am anorexic because it’s my job to idealize an impossible, so called ‘perfection’ “. Come back Angelina! Where’s the world saving, mass reproducer/adoptive parent that we have all come to love with such regard? I know it can be stressful, but please oh please don’t say you have become another Hollywood statistic!

Christina Aguilera Loves to Bake
Other related news states that she is pregnant! Oh joy! After visiting New York’s Maternal Fetal Medicine Association center yesterday with her husband Jordan Bratman, rumours galore hit the sound waves as the obvious thought came to the mind of most on what the heck those two love birds could possibly be doing there. And what a gift indeed. Can you imagine the problems this future child may have? No, you’re right. Lets not even think about it.

Nicole Richie Richer?
And how may that be you ask? Well if my sources are correct (and they might not be), apparently Nicole Richie has a bun in the oven. That’s right. The tiny framed “actress” in her own, new age, publicity makes the celebrity right, may be with child. The actress has denied nothing as of yet even when she was questioned as to her motive for receiving blood and urine screening, as well as other tests. Now for the brain teaser. Who is likely to be the father? Quite the dilemma…