Suri Cruise the puppet
Sometimes I like to state the obvious. Tom Cruise is gay? Katie Holmes has aged 10 years in the past 2? Tom Cruise has a chemical imbalance? There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance. Suri Cruise is a tool for the gay, and unbalanced Tom Cruise? Suri Cruise needs to have a coat plastered to her body? Suri Cruise’s parents need to set some boundaries, and treat this child like a child? There is no such thing as global warming.
Plastic is Back
Wow. I am not one to deny the beauty that is Angelina Jolie, but I seriously think that she is reverting to her inner plastic Barbie doll. It’s sad really. I used to think that she was one of the most gorgeous women on the Hollywood scene these days, and here she goes hitting us up with the classic, stereotypical, “I am anorexic because it’s my job to idealize an impossible, so called ‘perfection’ “. Come back Angelina! Where’s the world saving, mass reproducer/adoptive parent that we have all come to love with such regard? I know it can be stressful, but please oh please don’t say you have become another Hollywood statistic!
Christina Aguilera Loves to Bake
Other related news states that she is pregnant! Oh joy! After visiting New York’s Maternal Fetal Medicine Association center yesterday with her husband Jordan Bratman, rumours galore hit the sound waves as the obvious thought came to the mind of most on what the heck those two love birds could possibly be doing there. And what a gift indeed. Can you imagine the problems this future child may have? No, you’re right. Lets not even think about it.
Angelina Jolie Too Good to Be True
Where the hell did this woman come from? She makes all of us normal, just trying to get by in life women look horribly inferior. I really have nothing against her. She’s an amazing person, and becomes even more beautiful after you read her long list of humanitarian work. So my question is this: what the hell happened to change her into the person she is today? 
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Britney Spears Has Heart
You can say what you will of Britney Spears and her latest heartfelt sob story on her website, but maybe she really is just a product of her environment. Really, how could you feel anything but sorry for someone so seemingly lost? To always be vying for the headline that will shock and disturb, or make yourself noticed. Who could blame Britney Spears for doing what was expected of her? Face it. What would you pay more attention to? Headlines of Britney leading a normal life, raising her beautiful children, and generally going about her day to day tasks with no drama included, or headlines of a torn, lost, scared girl (trapped in a women’s body), partying it up? There’s no obvious choice, is there?
