And you’re famous because…
“I say what I think. I’m a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who’s afraid to step out of the hotel room,” says the 24 year old. “I am flawed. I swear, I have the occasional cocktail, I pick my nose and I fart. I’m not running for any presidential campaign at the moment. I’m a sassy girl.” Katy Perry from Fabulous Magazine.
Um, ok. Where to start. You are trashy, have not taste, can not sing, are a manufactured pop tart trying to save herself from the oblivion that comes from being an overly manufactured pop tart. If you had any musical or writing talent, you would not be in this situation. Sure, you might come out with a hit that catches the eye of many 14 year old tweens, but they will soon easily forget you as soon as it goes out of style to ‘like’ your music. So now, you throw so called ‘outrageous’ comments, and ideas to ’shock’ your way into staying in the press. Well I guess you win there, I am writing about you.
So. Please go away. You are annoying, your music is annoying, and it is NOT OK to call yourself a ’sassy girl’. Thanks for the information about you farting and picking your nose, I am sure I already could have safely assumed that you carried out those acts even before you commented on them.
P.S. I feel bad for Zooey Deschanel
Some like it clown
I never really found Christina Aguilera to be all that attractive in her genie in a bottle days, too cookie cutter if you know what I mean. I do however detest this trannie, (not going to say Lady Gaga wannabe since it’s not as if she invented the platinum, and trashy makeup look) want to stand out of the crowd, trying too hard to be different, trying to make myself trashy, and as fugly as possible look. She may not be my thing, but I have heard many people consider her beautiful. So, my question is: how about now? Is she still beautiful? Note: obviously I am just talking about her outer beauty (I would never trash on her inner beauty, that of which I know nothing about).
Earth to Ashlee
Skinny jeans + man = fugly.
Skinny jeans + makeup + man = fugly ^2
Skinny jeans + makeup + man + unwashed hair + lack of style and/or taste = what the hell were you thinking Ashlee Simpson?!?!?!?
Do you have no self respect? Do you not look at yourself in the mirror and see yourself? How can I articulate your stupidity, because really the only way to justify a relationship with this man, is to say that he has one hell of a personality (and that you don’t). Well, I guess I would have rebelled too if I had been raised by the creepy man that you call your father. Enough said.
Paula Abdul Not a Raging Alcoholic???
What a surprise, and here I thought that the bumbling “sweatheart” of American Idol was just unrefined in her ways. Apparently after years of secrecy, the actress/”singer”/t.v personality has admitted to having reflex sympathetic dystrophy (RSD), and Adissons. Honestly, that’s exactly what I thought it was. Come on folks, have a little sympathy. It’s not like Paula Abdul will ever be rated as one of my favourite celebrities. She’s annoying, and just comes across as a little dim witted, but NOBODY deserves to live with pain. So I say, leave Paula alone in her stumbling ways and just comment on her lack of style choices.
