Plastic is Back
Wow. I am not one to deny the beauty that is Angelina Jolie, but I seriously think that she is reverting to her inner plastic Barbie doll. It’s sad really. I used to think that she was one of the most gorgeous women on the Hollywood scene these days, and here she goes hitting us up with the classic, stereotypical, “I am anorexic because it’s my job to idealize an impossible, so called ‘perfection’ “. Come back Angelina! Where’s the world saving, mass reproducer/adoptive parent that we have all come to love with such regard? I know it can be stressful, but please oh please don’t say you have become another Hollywood statistic!
Lindsay Lohan’s Knife Play
What could possibly be disturbing about images of Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo playing around with knives? Obviously they both had a little bit too much of something. We all know that Vanessa is starving for attention, and come on what has she done to become famous (other then date Nick Lachey)? What would be Lindsay’s excuse? Well, she’s either a). crazy, b). hopped up on drugs/alcohol, or c). bored. Clearly she looked bored in those photos, do you not see those heavy lidded eyes which reek of it (either that, or she’s drunk out of her mind)?
Paris Hilton the Yo-Yo
I must admit, though I was originally outraged by how easy everything seemed to come to Paris as a result of her celebrity status and money, now I am beginning to feel sorry for her. How could I not? The thing is, nobody should be above the law. What was witnessed the other day was a mockery to all of us law abiding citizens. Why should Paris Hilton be able to snap her manicured fingers and thenceforth have whatever her heart so desired, at any cost, and by any means possible? If this was an unpublicized case, the sentence would have been served, and if there was a medical condition then the inmate would be sent to a prison hospital. Of course this is not a “normal” situation. Though Paris deserves to serve her entire sentence, what she doesn’t deserve is to be treated like a puppet on a string. One may argue that she is entirely in control of her actions, and that every move is a publicity stunt used to further any so-called image that she is hoping to portray. But what if it is not? Is it not natural to cry when you are forced to face the consequences? Read the rest of this entry »
Victoria Beckham too Fat?!?
Oh, the horror of it all! Mrs. Beckham is too fat to fit into a size zero! She has gained weight! Ah! Why, just the other day she was sighted at a restaurant in her new hometown of Hollywood, eating a grape. What has this world come to? Can you imagine the nerve that Victoria Beckham has, walking into Chanel and even THINKING that she could possibly fit into any outfit larger Read the rest of this entry »
Mischa Barton Lives on the Wild Side
When you’re looking to have a little bit of fun, why not go all the way? Why not mix prescription medicine with a little bit of alcohol, an over dramatic exit to somebody else’s party, an ambulance ride, and then for the grand finale, throw in a hospital visit with ongoing demands for the presence of an ex, all whilst scaring the crap out of family and friends? Oh hell yes! Count me in! Well Mischa, if I ever need advice from you on how to loosen up, I will definitely just follow your example.
Nicole Richie Snubs Her “Fat” Friends
So you’re over one hundred pounds, just like every single person over the age of 14? That’s no good. Unfortunately if you’re any larger than what may be read on the scale as 100 pounds, then you will have no luck in entering any of Nicole Richie’s parties. That’s right, you heard me. In an email found by the tabloids, Nicole was cited as stating that every girl to enter her RSVP only party, was to hit the scale which would ominously be waiting for her at the front door. Where should I begin with this one?
Paula Abdul Not a Raging Alcoholic???
What a surprise, and here I thought that the bumbling “sweatheart” of American Idol was just unrefined in her ways. Apparently after years of secrecy, the actress/”singer”/t.v personality has admitted to having reflex sympathetic dystrophy (RSD), and Adissons. Honestly, that’s exactly what I thought it was. Come on folks, have a little sympathy. It’s not like Paula Abdul will ever be rated as one of my favourite celebrities. She’s annoying, and just comes across as a little dim witted, but NOBODY deserves to live with pain. So I say, leave Paula alone in her stumbling ways and just comment on her lack of style choices.
