Give Us Strength…
…to overpower the nauseating feeling that comes with the heartfelt and “insightful” feelings that have come over Jessica Simpson as of late. Ugh, is all that my mind can articulate into words. Pray to the heavens for inner strength and power. Jessica Simpson might be developing a brain (I know, it’s unthinkable), or some semblance of one. We thought this day might come, but really were any of us expecting it to actually happen? Hell no! And why, you ask? Once again, John and Jessica have split amid an ever raging sea of rumours. Of course it could all just be that, rumours, but with words like, ” In my life, I ignore my fears too often, but then I’m left with nothing to challenge the best of me. I just remain cowering from my true identity. There is no discovery.” who could possibly deny that these words were NOT spawned from the disintegration of John and Jessica’s relationship?
Fear Not (Our Deepest Fears Have Not Yet Come True)!
Say what you will, but as it is it seems that a certain *cough* Jessica Simpson has voodoo powers over John Mayer. Those are the reports (my reports). Really, what else could it be? What could John possibly see in Jessica? She’s blond, beautiful (by Hollywood standards), has huge breasts, and the dim-witted charm that only belongs with a trophy wife. Yes folks, it must be true love. Unless of course they have not reached a reconciliation, and Jess does seem to be thinning down. Is it all of those lonely nights spent worrying and wondering if her relationship with John was ever meant to be? Only time can tell.
