And you’re famous because…

December 16, 2008 at 12:28 pm (Celebrities seeking attention, Celebrity fashion falls, Menace to Society, Overexposed Celebrities) (, , , , , )

“I say what I think. I’m a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who’s afraid to step out of the hotel room,” says the 24 year old. “I am flawed. I swear, I have the occasional cocktail, I pick my nose and I fart. I’m not running for any presidential campaign at the moment. I’m a sassy girl.” Katy Perry from Fabulous Magazine.

Um, ok. Where to start. You are trashy, have not taste, can not sing, are a manufactured pop tart trying to save herself from the oblivion that comes from being an overly manufactured pop tart. If you had any musical or writing talent, you would not be in this situation. Sure, you might come out with a hit that catches the eye of many 14 year old tweens, but they will soon easily forget you as soon as it goes out of style to ‘like’ your music. So now, you throw so called ‘outrageous’ comments, and ideas to ‘shock’ your way into staying in the press. Well I guess you win there, I am writing about you.

So. Please go away. You are annoying, your music is annoying, and it is NOT OK to call yourself a ‘sassy girl’. Thanks for the information about you farting and picking your nose, I am sure I already could have safely assumed that you carried out those acts even before you commented on them.

P.S. I feel bad for Zooey Deschanel

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1 Comment

  1. Heath said,

    And I might add, that cellophane dress is yuk, so are the shoes, earrings, weird looking clutch and lumping looking hairdo..

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