Earth to Ashlee
Skinny jeans + man = fugly.
Skinny jeans + makeup + man = fugly ^2
Skinny jeans + makeup + man + unwashed hair + lack of style and/or taste = what the hell were you thinking Ashlee Simpson?!?!?!?
Do you have no self respect? Do you not look at yourself in the mirror and see yourself? How can I articulate your stupidity, because really the only way to justify a relationship with this man, is to say that he has one hell of a personality (and that you don’t). Well, I guess I would have rebelled too if I had been raised by the creepy man that you call your father. Enough said.
