Nicole Richie’s Hidden Talent
With everything else that we have been exposed to, from drug and alcohol scandals, rehab stints, to betrayals between BFF, apparently there is more to Nicole than we all thought. Supposedly, she has been secretly hiding her talent and love for music. It had to rub off sooner or later, I mean we have all heard of Lionel Richie her father (I hope). The pint sized actress is working on her first solo album, defined by herself as a blend of soul and rock, entitled Imperfections. Oh joy, my ears just cannot wait to be subjected to such pleasant torture. With everything that Paris Hilton brought to the table with her album, lets hope that Nicole doesn’t crash and burn or destroy any of our senses.
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Vanessa Minnillo Gains a Conscience
Here I was thinking that Vanessa had such great judgment, and suddenly (as I am sure we are all aware of by now), photos of herself and Lindsay Lohan were leaked to the tabloids. Not only were these photos seemingly so innocent in nature what with their knife play and all, but they also seemed to reveal a very kinky side for the both of them. I mean, if they’re not disturbing in nature for most of us, then I am sure that they are at least a little sexy and very kinky in nature for all of the others. I’m just saying, for what other option is there?
Christina Aguilera Loves to Bake
Other related news states that she is pregnant! Oh joy! After visiting New York’s Maternal Fetal Medicine Association center yesterday with her husband Jordan Bratman, rumours galore hit the sound waves as the obvious thought came to the mind of most on what the heck those two love birds could possibly be doing there. And what a gift indeed. Can you imagine the problems this future child may have? No, you’re right. Lets not even think about it.
Lindsay Lohan’s Knife Play
What could possibly be disturbing about images of Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo playing around with knives? Obviously they both had a little bit too much of something. We all know that Vanessa is starving for attention, and come on what has she done to become famous (other then date Nick Lachey)? What would be Lindsay’s excuse? Well, she’s either a). crazy, b). hopped up on drugs/alcohol, or c). bored. Clearly she looked bored in those photos, do you not see those heavy lidded eyes which reek of it (either that, or she’s drunk out of her mind)?
Paris Hilton the Yo-Yo
I must admit, though I was originally outraged by how easy everything seemed to come to Paris as a result of her celebrity status and money, now I am beginning to feel sorry for her. How could I not? The thing is, nobody should be above the law. What was witnessed the other day was a mockery to all of us law abiding citizens. Why should Paris Hilton be able to snap her manicured fingers and thenceforth have whatever her heart so desired, at any cost, and by any means possible? If this was an unpublicized case, the sentence would have been served, and if there was a medical condition then the inmate would be sent to a prison hospital. Of course this is not a “normal” situation. Though Paris deserves to serve her entire sentence, what she doesn’t deserve is to be treated like a puppet on a string. One may argue that she is entirely in control of her actions, and that every move is a publicity stunt used to further any so-called image that she is hoping to portray. But what if it is not? Is it not natural to cry when you are forced to face the consequences? Read the rest of this entry »
Paris Hilton Confined to a Life of Luxury
Oh what a shame, if only I had such problems. To be forced into house arrest instead of serving your full sentence due to “medical issues”, oh dear, why is life so hard?!? To be so unfairly punished. Can you imagine living in the span of your luxury mansion day in and day out, wearing an electronic monitoring program? Why life would be positively harsh. And what you ask could have allowed such a sentence to be passed down? Lets see. 
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Angelina Jolie Too Good to Be True
Where the hell did this woman come from? She makes all of us normal, just trying to get by in life women look horribly inferior. I really have nothing against her. She’s an amazing person, and becomes even more beautiful after you read her long list of humanitarian work. So my question is this: what the hell happened to change her into the person she is today? 
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Victoria Beckham too Fat?!?
Oh, the horror of it all! Mrs. Beckham is too fat to fit into a size zero! She has gained weight! Ah! Why, just the other day she was sighted at a restaurant in her new hometown of Hollywood, eating a grape. What has this world come to? Can you imagine the nerve that Victoria Beckham has, walking into Chanel and even THINKING that she could possibly fit into any outfit larger Read the rest of this entry »
Nicole Richie Richer?
And how may that be you ask? Well if my sources are correct (and they might not be), apparently Nicole Richie has a bun in the oven. That’s right. The tiny framed “actress” in her own, new age, publicity makes the celebrity right, may be with child. The actress has denied nothing as of yet even when she was questioned as to her motive for receiving blood and urine screening, as well as other tests. Now for the brain teaser. Who is likely to be the father? Quite the dilemma…
Mischa Barton Lives on the Wild Side
When you’re looking to have a little bit of fun, why not go all the way? Why not mix prescription medicine with a little bit of alcohol, an over dramatic exit to somebody else’s party, an ambulance ride, and then for the grand finale, throw in a hospital visit with ongoing demands for the presence of an ex, all whilst scaring the crap out of family and friends? Oh hell yes! Count me in! Well Mischa, if I ever need advice from you on how to loosen up, I will definitely just follow your example.
