For the celebrity fanatic and maniac. For the stalker in all of us.

While life is fine and dandy for most of Hollywood what with their fake tans and plastic breasts, all is NOT fine with Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. Their love bond that has always been oh so tight, has unraveled in a sea of speculation as they once again have reportedly split. Oh my. I was not expecting this. I mean, they have so much in common. Jessica has, um, talent in advertising her intellectual capacities, including her all around good girl American charm which she seems to spew at every chance she gets. John has an amazing ability to touch the hearts of most with his unique song writing and composing talents. Who would have thought that a dim witted beauty like Jessica would not mesh with the likes of John Mayer? Well at least we do have hope. The rumour is that they break up and reunite at least once a month.