Believe it or Not
I am actually starting to like Pete Wentz. SHOCKER I know. What has brought on this loving feeling? The fact that Pete will probably be in a whole lot of trouble with his wife Ashlee, and that now he actually seems like a pretty cool, and funny guy. You must however overlook the fact that he is probably a jerk for revealing such private details about Ashlee. For us though, it probably doesn’t matter that much. If you believe everything you read, then Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is a stuck up, talentless bitch, looking for publicity every step of the way. So she probably asked Pete to reveal such details. We will never know, will we.
In the mean time, please enjoy the highlights of Pete Wentz’s interview with Howard Stern on the Howard Stern Show, this Tuesday, Decemeber 16:
And you’re famous because…
“I say what I think. I’m a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who’s afraid to step out of the hotel room,” says the 24 year old. “I am flawed. I swear, I have the occasional cocktail, I pick my nose and I fart. I’m not running for any presidential campaign at the moment. I’m a sassy girl.” Katy Perry from Fabulous Magazine.
Um, ok. Where to start. You are trashy, have not taste, can not sing, are a manufactured pop tart trying to save herself from the oblivion that comes from being an overly manufactured pop tart. If you had any musical or writing talent, you would not be in this situation. Sure, you might come out with a hit that catches the eye of many 14 year old tweens, but they will soon easily forget you as soon as it goes out of style to ‘like’ your music. So now, you throw so called ‘outrageous’ comments, and ideas to ‘shock’ your way into staying in the press. Well I guess you win there, I am writing about you.
So. Please go away. You are annoying, your music is annoying, and it is NOT OK to call yourself a ‘sassy girl’. Thanks for the information about you farting and picking your nose, I am sure I already could have safely assumed that you carried out those acts even before you commented on them.
P.S. I feel bad for Zooey Deschanel
Some like it clown
I never really found Christina Aguilera to be all that attractive in her genie in a bottle days, too cookie cutter if you know what I mean. I do however detest this trannie, (not going to say Lady Gaga wannabe since it’s not as if she invented the platinum, and trashy makeup look) want to stand out of the crowd, trying too hard to be different, trying to make myself trashy, and as fugly as possible look. She may not be my thing, but I have heard many people consider her beautiful. So, my question is: how about now? Is she still beautiful? Note: obviously I am just talking about her outer beauty (I would never trash on her inner beauty, that of which I know nothing about).
Same old, Same old
Is Nicole Richie really serious about an upcoming album? My sources say (google!) that apparently she is. Featuring Rihanna, and Kelly Osbourne, and a little bit of friendly advice from dear pop Lionel Richie, the album will grace our presence sometime in the new year. Oh how exciting! Another pop album with no originality, mucho crappolo (i.e overwritten themes of love, and heartache, but what could be more universal than such themes you say?), and a little bit of rock, and R&B. But then, maybe I am assuming too much (only time will tell)
Suri Cruise the puppet
Sometimes I like to state the obvious. Tom Cruise is gay? Katie Holmes has aged 10 years in the past 2? Tom Cruise has a chemical imbalance? There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance. Suri Cruise is a tool for the gay, and unbalanced Tom Cruise? Suri Cruise needs to have a coat plastered to her body? Suri Cruise’s parents need to set some boundaries, and treat this child like a child? There is no such thing as global warming.
Gossip Girl Star Engaged?
When you have money and success at such an early age what else is there to do but get married, and birth a passel of rich brats? It’s the natural order of such things. We would all be dissapointed otherwise, I am sure.
So who am I talking about? None other than Leighton Meester, the bombshell brunette with a mission. Turns out she is ‘secretly’ engaged to longtime beau, actor Sebastian Stan. Who? Google here I come…
P.S. Fooled you with a photo of Penn Badgley, and Blake Lively (thought you would skip the text, eh?)
Naomi Watts Finally Gives In
It’s another boy for the beautiful Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber! Congratulations! With another baby in the family, I am sure you are going to love every minute of the agonizing hell that comes with two boys.
Update: The name of their second child is Samuel Kai Schreiber, and he weighed in at 7 lbs., 13 oz
Second update: This name is way too normal for a celebrity child. At least we still have Kai, that’s pretty unique, right?
Hallowe’en in December
Oh dear me! If only it was acceptable for us plebians to walk around like it was Hallowe’en everyday. What I wouldn’t give to be able to wear a costume for every day of the week. Today I think I will dress like zombie……how about you Micheal Jackson? What do you think?
Earth to Ashlee
Skinny jeans + man = fugly.
Skinny jeans + makeup + man = fugly ^2
Skinny jeans + makeup + man + unwashed hair + lack of style and/or taste = what the hell were you thinking Ashlee Simpson?!?!?!?
Do you have no self respect? Do you not look at yourself in the mirror and see yourself? How can I articulate your stupidity, because really the only way to justify a relationship with this man, is to say that he has one hell of a personality (and that you don’t). Well, I guess I would have rebelled too if I had been raised by the creepy man that you call your father. Enough said.
Plastic is Back
Wow. I am not one to deny the beauty that is Angelina Jolie, but I seriously think that she is reverting to her inner plastic Barbie doll. It’s sad really. I used to think that she was one of the most gorgeous women on the Hollywood scene these days, and here she goes hitting us up with the classic, stereotypical, “I am anorexic because it’s my job to idealize an impossible, so called ‘perfection’ “. Come back Angelina! Where’s the world saving, mass reproducer/adoptive parent that we have all come to love with such regard? I know it can be stressful, but please oh please don’t say you have become another Hollywood statistic!
